Saturday, March 16, 2013
Not that green!
As with everything in life, there are two ways to look at this post!
I have either failed you, by not having some ridiculous story about armature night... AKA St. Patricks Day, complete with stupid stories of puking in the street and photos of green beer... Or at least pictures of regular beer with green trinkets hanging from the glass!
Or, I have let you sail your course on this holiday with your own compass, trusting that you will make a fool of yourself, without making an ass of yourself, have fun and be safe... All without me holding your hand!
You can either believe that I am slacking on the beach in Waikiki, as a lazy beer drinker, wasting the days away and burning my bald forehead in the sun for no good reason, or that I am diligently working to bring you the beach and relaxation from Oahu, as only I, your fearless Big Kahuna could do!
I suppose, I figure that you all have this down! So I've decided to leave you be, while I go in search of a little escape to get you through the hangover and weeks to come between now and mowing the back yard!
In the first 24 hours on the island, we had eaten Breakfast beneath the oceanarium, a 280,000 gallon salt water aquarium, snorkeld at Hanauma Bay, eaten at Jimmy Buffett's and shopped the International Marketplace. Eaten a wonderful Ahi Tuna Salad... Sorry, no picks (too dark) and drank local beer and rum on the balcony overlooking Waikiki beach!
As you head into this crazy holiday of excess and green urine, please do it with caution! I want to share these stories with you, but I will need some time to make it happen!
Enjoy your night out, party it up! Drink lots of water, and be careful!
I don't call it amateur night for nothing!
May the luck of the Irish be with you! May you find fun, adventure and wild times! May you expand your palate, try new things and drink what you like!